Am Happy….

Well, am happy, why shouldn’t i!
No hard feelings to whoever i hate.
The semester is closing, sorry, it closed.
I think i passed all my papers.
99 problems and a b**** aint one.
I am good looking, for real!
Guys who look at themselves in mirrors are g**. No offense.
I have this marine hair cut from back in the day.
My friends are cool, i don’t mean this, for real.
I amย doing anger management lessons.
Girls have issues, Men, like me, we call these problems (zibs, staff..)
My room mate has issues, for real, we call these boys not men.
I have forgotten basic english.
My friends phone was pick pocketed.. something like that.
My good friend finally clipsed Campus.
Some girl calls me “bro.”ย  whatever that means.
AM HAPPY FOR HEAVENS’ SAKE
LETS’ EAT SOME CAKE.
I RHYME LIKE I GOT DIMES.
I ROCK. THESE THINGS YOU KNOW COME FROM FAR.

ADIOS AMIGOS.
ย i pressed the caps lock button by mistake and the guy next to me should try angerย  management training coz the way his banging the keys on the board ( keyboard for slow people) am scared. Besides, he is taking FANTA. I rest my case.

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Why we fight.

Today sees me running around after weeks of preparation. Why, this we had done weeks ago but NO, some see it best to finish at the 11th hour. Why do we fight for them, why?ย  Am preparing a dinner we advertised over six, yes thats true, six weeks ago. All these people who have and must attend did know but what then do you think happens, they keep on postporning till today, the day of the dinner is when they remember to pay. Am ok with the paying but if we all had such mentalities, where would we be. Why do we keep on fighting for them.ย Let me quote Mahatma Gandi,
ย ย  ” if we practised an eye for an eye, there will come a moment in life when we shall all be blind.”
For heavens’ sake, cut us some slack or beat the suck. Need we eat the cake alone, Uhm…….. that time will come.

Am ANGRY..

Am angry. Why, my parents want to throw me out possibly un-adopt me.
I did my last paper but hopefully, i will get a retake.
My best friend and i are breaking up.
I have a dinner to attend but there is no date.
Wilbrod O, a basketball legend died.
My room mate is going out with my Ex.
I have no comments yet, seriously.
I had a conversation with the devil, my sins are mounting.
I cann’t help, but i lack cying glands.
There should be an age restriction on Cartoons, seriously, the violence.
Am sick and tired of being broke.
Is my guardian Angel watching over me!
Are you sure you want to read this.
Am out.

True lies.

This issue has baffled the lights out of me, why do we have true lies, why? In the world we live in today, its ethical to know whats wrong or right but we have failed to achieve that and in so doing every tell told is possibly a lie. Some one told me a lie and then failed to stick to it, so it becomes what, another tell of lies. Will they be comfortable when we are to meet on the way. That friendship of ours ended prematurely as soonย as it began because liars never live long and please, to whoever it may concern, living on liesย makes you vulnarable because they become your archilles’ heel and the truth shall never let you free. Face it, you are in big trouble.ย 
The only solution here is to watch your mouth because, someone will cut it off.

women, do men think!!!!

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A great man once said, behind his success, most or some was acredited to his wife(woman) and it got me thinking, so for every man who failed, probably the root cause was woman, probaly, after a great deal of thinking.
So, what should i say, that Hitler killed Jews because of women, Bush is in Iraq because of women, am in a ditch because of woman,a woman who so deligently sought to destroy my life, only if she kneww. My life was good enough it needed her interference.
Have you asked a depressed guy who has been fired why his like that!! His answer, the boss ( who is definately a woman) fired him, probaby told him he was ugly too , why, why i ask, WOmen………. Anyway, we only learn to aprpreciate because those our mothers fall in this category.
We love you and hate it that we can not hate you any longer. ” Happy mother’s day”. Know that mother!

stressed!!!!!!!! uh,really.*&%$

A WAY TO REDUCE STRESS

An Angel says, “Never borrow from the future. If you worry about what may
happen tomorrow and it doesn’t happen, you have worried in vain. Even if it
does happen, you have to worry twice.”

1. Pray

2. Go to bed on time.

3. Get up on time so you can start the day unrushed.

4. Say No to projects that won’t fit into your time schedule, or that will
compromise your mental health.

5. Delegate tasks to capable others.

6. Simplify and unclutter your life.

7. Less is more.. (Although one is often not enough, two are often too
many.)

8. Allow extra time to do things and to get to places.

9. Pace yourself. Spread out big changes and difficult projects over time;
don’t lump the hard things all together.

10. Take one day at a time.

11. Separate worries from concerns. If a situation is a concern, find out
what God would have you do and let go of the anxiety. If you can’t do
anything about a situation, forget it.

12. Live within your budget; don’t use credit cards for ordinary purchases.

13 . Have backups; an extra car key in your wallet, an extra house key
buried in the garden, extra stamps, etc.

14. K.M.S. (Keep Mouth Shut). This single piece of advice can prevent an
enormous amount of trouble.

15. Do something for the Kid in You everyday.

16. Carry a book with you to read while waiting in line.

17. Get enough rest.

18. Eat right.

19. Get organized so everything has its place.

20. Listen to a tape while driving that can help improve your quality of
life.

21. Write down thoughts and inspirations.

22. Every day, find time to be alone.

23. Having problems? Talk to God on the spot.. Try to nip small problems in
the bud. Don’t wait until it’s time to go to bed to try and pray.

24. Make friends with Godly people.

25. Keep a folder of favorite scriptures on hand.

26. Remember that the shortest bridge between despair and hope is often a
good “Thank you GOD.”

27. Laugh.

28. Laugh some more!

29. Take your work seriously, but not yourself at all.

30. Develop a forgiving attitude (most people are doing the best they can).

31. Be kind to unkind people (they probably need it the most).

32. Sit on your ego
33. Talk less; listen more.
34. Slow down.
35. Remind yourself that you are not the general manager of the universe.
36 . Every night before bed, think of one thing you’re grateful for that
you’ve never been grateful for before. GOD HAS A WAY OF TURNING THINGS
AROUND FOR YOU. “If God is for us, who can be against us?” (Romans 8:31