Naked People

Title sounds auspicious…


Nakedness scarred me for life.

If you ever slept with someone, anyone and you were completely naked…it scars you for life especially if you have been institutionalized and never had sex ed. in school. So…

I have been scarred for life.

The title sounded cool, so i had to come up with something to write about.


16 and Pregnant on M.T.V

Ok, was watching, scratch that, i was scrolling through t.v channels… and the title above caught my eye and so, i watched.  And the following happens between,” when i started watching the show,” till “when i decided i had had enough of the show,”…

(Am a little distracted so…i can not exactly correlate the following events….and my chic’s mum just sent me a friend request….)

‘I love you and am sorry,’ says dude.

‘I love you too….dont worry, everything will be ok,’ says chic.

Ok, at this point am trying to get the gist of the matter on hand. She is 16 and about to give birth, and you love this dude. And so, you broke your virginity,(i mean, if you were a hoe/slut and those other names, you wouldn’t be pregnant now) for this 16 year dude. In Ug, you would be in S.4 and fucked for life. Besides, dude…you the shit….

Secondly, those are problems of sex ed. They don’t teach it in Uganda and am sure they regret teaching in China where the population alone is due to understanding that ‘staff’. I want to call it staff because, am also not sure what the process of doing that staff  that leads to babies is. And i was never taught sex ed.

And the white parents, am not racist, but apparently they have never screened any black 16 year old pregnant girls on the show, uhm, anyways, have come to terms with it, they are even excited that they are getting grandchildren. Now, if they were black, that baby would i think gave been aborted or something, and again, that dude would be dead 9 months ago, maybe 10, i dont think a black man would let anyone near his 16 year old daughter. But then again, these are white folks, folks.

” Am quoting Tony Woods stand up comedy on the re-incarnation of the Red Riding hood…’like any white woman in a scary situation, she fell…”

And that is where i ended…couldnot continue watching that level of craziness. How dare there, you love at 16, when will you start hating. And damn, you life has ended before it begun….no promiscuity and all…

So, this goes to my cousin and sister and other people at this age who are related to me, yes Yin-g, you too…i will laugh at you if you got into some shit like that, besides, MTV Africa is there, could hook you up with an African version of that show.

This post has been purely educational and am putting a disclaimer on terms and a few phrases and hope i wont be quoted.


Have a lovely Sunday y’all.



So, whats been going through the thought process’ mind. I am not very sure but you may as well go ahead and ask him.

So, what has been going through your mind, The Thought Process….

Well, am not very sure, am i. I just needed to blog and to do so, i needed to listen to the title above…

Given that i have given you a clue to what those numbers mean, let me indulge you with what is really going on up in there, yes, in there…

So, i have decided to be constructive from now on when using the internet, apart from almost quitting facebook, am going to dedicate a few hours to this blogging thing seeing that i have dumped you for some time. But i want you to know, its not you, its me. I got caught up in these things of the world thinking they would answer me, fulfil my desires but i realised, you are my alcohol, you always get me high and excited by just typing a few lines…

But seriously, I met a girl and a girl met me. Now, am not good at this relationship thing, seeing that my parents had me locked up in some boarding schools i lost that part of me, but am going to try. I have to try, hell i am in this…yes.

Doesn’t sound convincing now, does it?

Didn’t think so but this girl buffles me. Honestly, i thought i knew slang but i need a new slang dictionary to read her messages. Awesomeness only, only awesomeness. She is my new HIGH,( hey, am not deserting you any time soon)….and her favorite colour is brown. I enjoy kissing her little well rounded bottom…(no freaks allowed on this blog) and best thing ever…i dont have to worry. Forget about insecurities past, I gat my swag on on this one…

Facebook should be added to the dictionary. Am tired of those spell check errs..

I tried writing a book. I Know. Still thinking of making a few adjustments here and there and hopefully i will have a best seller soon, just saying…HATERS. Just saying.

Of recent, the music i have been listening to is changing my life. Its like some adrenaline induced schizzo in there when my earphones are hymning or humming to my ears..again, just awesomeness.  To sample you, look for Hans Zimmer for those classic retro melodic tunes of some jazzy schizzo, Local Natives for the rock fans and Jay Z and Kanye hooking up to give us HAM…Hard Ass Mathafcuk… cut me some slack, am trying to avoid cursing or using such profane words which constitute have of my vocabulary, no offense 50, sleek…nebigenderako…i spits in your face…

528491….Hans Zimmer just ended…i better sign out, and seriously, i haven’t proof read this shyt, but am sure its for shizzo…

Shout out to my Mistress

I love you baby gal….KIKI.

Return of Awesomeness….MF.

Before i go, does anyone have a dictionary for facebook users honestly because i have sincerely failed to keep up with the abbreviations…LMASO…whats this shit??