The paradox that is HUMAN-e

Ok, last weekend, someone announced that the World, as we know it will end. It didn’t, otherwise I wouldn’t be posting this…anyways, the world was supposed to end. He then disappeared, actually hid in a motel for two days and then on the third, like Jesus (pronounced He-szus) he clarified to the masses on air (radio) that he was sorry and he was apologetic and that his calculations from the bible were wrong.

That is just inhumane.

So, he said the actual day would be October 21st, 2011, a few months from now. This dude looks and is old, what has he got to live for, deny the masses of a peaceful mindset before his time comes…

Harold the Old man
Harold the Old man

So, I ask myself this question, why are human beings weak….mentally, emotionally, physically, spiritually…why are we pathetic we always look for something or someone to blame and then say, ‘ Its human to be that way…or, we are only human’. Time and again, i keep on saying this,and whenever i meet people with such perspectives…i don’t hesitate but start to disseminate my own views of the way things are supposed to be in a rational and open minded way.


When a boy doesn’t like a girl, the most human thing (from girl perspective) is that the boy is ‘slow’…seriously. It is simply because the boy doesn’t not find the girl interesting enough to bone her….am just saying, but this is for the rational thinking dudes, not those bodaboda riders.

When a christian fails to do something, they blame it on the  high GOD and go on to say they are only human beings…Nooo…it is simple, you are just dumb you spent half your night running around a compound shouting his name while that sharp dude who passed quickly notified the big MAN to help him read through the night and wake up in time.

I have heard and I am tired of listening to such pathetic excuses of being human…its shallow, weak and that makes you inhumane. I know we are not all supermen but only those who strive for perfection can attain excellence which is the closest thing to being inHUMAN as it is to being superman.

This is not a diss post, this is an awakening post to all those fcuk faces who for some unknown reason did some stupid shit and blamed it on being human. That you failed is human to you is simply saying you are incapable of being human. It is saying that you failed to fulfill your bloody purpose when thats what you claim you were born to do. It’s weak. Its inhumane…

In life, lets not go on looking for excuses as to why we continuously fail to achieve that power that was given to us by the Big MAN. I say Big MAN because to many, he is many things.

So, end of the world. A series of events has led me to think that may be Harold is right, the world might soon give in. Japan and Island moved/shifted a whole 2.5 metres…Icelandic volcanoes disrupting air travel for a week, War all over Africa and the Middle East, Recession and economic hard times in Europe and the Americas, South America has not contributed to any of this…its a crazy crazy world out there there cant be any mistakes for being human. Why, coz most of this trouble is being caused by inhumane human beings with a shallow perspective rather than a rational interpretation of what the world should be like. And the Earth is saying, fcuk the world, let me show them what am made of.

We are slowly depleting the human race and why, because for some unknown known reason we are human.

Quit the Human race or else you might find your self being swallowed by the Earth.



F the World
F the world

This was supposed a photo i was to upload with last weeks article.

Me, working
Me, working

Aside from the photos, as shown above…

Life is about a collection of memories which can be held in a moment by photos.

take those snaps people, take them otherwise a few years down the road, their will be nothing to remember you about or what to remember you about.



Castigate; to reprimand seriously….to do away with…to block (facebook)…delete contact (mobile)…To forget… (My brain).

Well, there are crazy moments when everything seems to be working out for you. Your philosophy in life, your friends, your enemies and haters and then, the flip side happens…and shit goes down the drain. What we normally call a bad day. Well, I have had a bloody bad week. Nothing seems to be working out for me and to make it worse, am sleep deprived, dehydrated, cancerous and a lot of other bullshit that is going down.

Where does this all begin? Remember, the say that all good things come to an end…followed by a good beginning ends in a bad ending. Yeah, that entire hullabaloo, well that just happened. Its a Sunday; I have a final presentation, exams and registration, all that bad shit happening in a good week to say the least.

Am a confused young fella and I like it that way, no high expectations for myself, simple life and nebegenderako (like this word)…but sometimes my simplicity becomes a complexity even I cant handle.

Lets talk about those things now….

Women…my granddad was a male pimp…and am starting to think I inherited some of that shit coz damn, when it comes to the fair sex, am very slow at reading the positive signs and first at reading the negative signs and am starting to hoard a few I might just become like him.

Break it down. When a chic is into you, uhm, you let her tag along for the ride, when she’s not, well, you tag along for her ride.

Enough about the ladies…let go deep…deep down, reach into the depths of the soul of the man who calls himself the thought process. What exactly is it that makes you sit down on a floor on a construction site on a day when the world is dependent on you and write about this. Maybe the thought process is tired. Maybe the mind is tired. Maybe the idleness that had been gathering in there is fed up. The flakes of dust coating over the brain that brings, rather has brought you this shit is fed up. I am tired of being me.

Someone once said Power recognizes power. Where is the power in that? There is nothing here to ‘WAKARIMASHTA.’

I sit here and idolize of the great things am trying to do. This is a whine post. Am tired. With all this power, there is no worthy opponent. And those that try quickly give up…am tired. Why cant life be simple. Sit and watch the sunset, over a hot cup of mujaja…

We spend all our lives looking for what to do…people to control and yet, there is none that can control the jinchuuriki in me.

Was bored I took a photo of me writing this article…yes that frustrated…..Net is slow, cant upload.

Below is me being pissed off. Net is very very slow I really cannot upload anything right now.

Well, like I was saying before I got carried away…All I need is another me…someone who is me.

The laws of balance always say that where there is a positive, a negative must exist (that’s why I have of recent started supporting Besigye), was never a big fan of that dude in a cape…anyways…yin and yang, good and bad…hence…what am I to expect. Opposites attract…like minds never…

Well….this is a conversation for another time.

To the people who make my life MISERABLE, word to the wise,



jUST ANother Post….

Going into reflective mode like i have been these past few days…or so i think.

I unleash the Samsung GT S5230…place the phones in my ears….one suddenly stopped working. It comes to work whenever it feels like…anyway….

Past Week.

Surprise SMS. Concerned party…you are well aware I couldn’t resist the urge to embellish the idea on this here page, so here goes. I was surprised that I got that message.

So, this weeks has been a long and nasty one…i dare say…exams after “ugandan” public holidays are very unhealthy….reading at odd hours before the paper I almost failed it. Yes, almost failed it. The tutor and I are close gangoz so i will definitely be marking myself in the holidays.

Well, i always refer to the title….Just Another Post.

Well, its just another post but not just an ordinary other post but another extra-ordinary post about this being another post. You see what I just did there…you see. Anyways…I applied to be a sub-urban legend and the following happens between when I get the post and after I read and internalize the post….


I read the post and they are looking for legends…..


I think I can apply. (this was supposed to be dramatic), none the less….I felt i should put myself out there. It might be an opportunity for someone to appreciate my written word and hopefully become a suburban lagend. Not really enthusiatic about being a Urban legend…Or am i.

So, I walk around where I am, trying to think of what I can write…and below are a few one liners I had come up with…

Police starving, Karoli Killed.
I am in Love…

thats is where I stopped…

Anyway, I was hoping you could publish this intro to the future suburban or urban legend. Me.

Peace out.